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Royal Baby #2 – Odds and Predictions

John Benson

by John Benson in News

Updated Jan 17, 2018 · 9:40 AM PST

In case you missed it, on March 27th, Pippa Middleton’s older sister – I mean Princess Kate – held her final public appearance before beginning a royal nesting process that will (hopefully) culminate in the successful birth of her second child in April.

Naturally, the world awaits the successor to Prince Harry – i.e. the future second-in-line – with bated breath; however, there’s plenty of speculation that the child isn’t going to be a Harry at all, but a Harriette. Not only was Kate seen wearing a lot of pink lately, but rumor has it the sonogram leaked a few weeks ago. That said, there’s been no confirmation either way.

Still, folks are already taking stock of the rumor, and the odds of the baby being a girl are climbing every day.

This got us thinking about what the future – both immediate and long-term – will hold for William and Kate’s second born. We don’t have any insider information, but that won’t stop us from setting the odds on the littlun’s prospects!

Royal Baby #2 Odds:

Odds on the gender:

  • Girl: 1/2
  • Boy: 2/1
  • Hermaphrodite (chromosomally speaking): 1,000/1

Odds on the baby becoming king/queen: 15/1 (Boy or girl, it’s likely going to suffer the same fate as Harry.)

Odds on the baby’s name: (Alice is the frontrunner at the moment, but you can’t count out William and Kate’s mothers’ names, Elizabeth and Alice. We think there’s also a slim chance they get creative.)

Odds on the baby’s weight at birth: (The average baby is about 7 lb 8 oz. George was a bit plump at 8 lb 6 oz, and boys tend to be heavier than girls. Look for little Fergie to be a bit smaller.)

  • 6 lb 0-8 oz: 12/1
  • 6 lb 9-15 oz: 8/1
  • 7 lb 0-8 oz: 11/2
  • 7 lb 9-15 oz: 3/1
  • 8 lb 0-8 oz: 3/1
  • 8 lb 9-15 oz: 10/1
  • 9 lb 0-8 oz: 18/1

Odds on what occupation the baby will have as an adult:

  • Unemployed/Independently Wealthy: 1/4 (I suppose that latter part of that is a given.)
  • Diplomat: 5/1
  • Librarian: 8/1
  • Model/Actor: 12/1
  • Soldier: 15/1
  • Police Officer: 30/1
  • Firefighter: 33/1
  • Professional Athlete: 50/1
  • Infomercial Pitchman: 500/1
  • Rocket Scientist: 500/1
  • Cult Leader: 1,000/1 (Actually, what counts as a cult? Does Great Britain count?)

(Photo credit: Auspic/Commonwealth of Australia [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons. Photo has been cropped.)

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