Kim Kardashian and #BreakTheInternet Odds

As the world debates the veracity of Kim Kardashian’s nude photos for Paper Magazine, we find ourselves fixating on other aspects of the reality star’s life, such as: When will “Kimye” have their next baby and will it be named after another cardinal direction?

While it’s hard to predict what Kim will do next – wait, is it? – we’ve taken a stab at odds for some Kardashian-related propositions.

Here are our odds on all things Kim-related.

Baby and Divorce Odds:

• Odds that Kim gets pregnant in 2014/15 – 8/1
• Odds that Kim and Kanye name their next baby South, East, or West – 12/1
• If Kim does get pregnant, odds that:
  • Kim appears nude and pregnant in a men’s magazine – 4/1
  • Kim gives birth on TV – 20/1
  • Kim announces the pregnancy – 4/1
  • Kanye announces the pregnancy – 2/1
  • Someone else announces the pregnancy – 7/1
• If Kim announces the pregnancy, odds that:
  • she announces it on live TV – 8/1
  • she announces it on her show “Keeping up with the Kardashians” – 4/1
  • she announces it via social media (e.g. Twitter or Instagram) – 2/1
• Odds that Kim and Kanye announce they are getting divorced in 2014/15- 18/1

Personal-Enhancement Odds:

• Odds that the original photos from the Paper magazine cover shoot are revealed proving that the published versions:
  • were photoshopped – 3/1
  • were not photoshopped – 12/1
• Odds that the following stars will announce that they have booty implants:
  • Nicki Minaj – 1/8
  • Kim Kardashian – 8/1
  • Iggy Azalea – 40/1
  • Jennifer Lopez – 60/1
  • Beyonce – 100/1

(Photo credit: Toglenn (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons.)