Best NFL Parlays and Teasers for Week 16

By Ryan Metivier in NFL Football
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- We’ve got one NFL parlay and one Week 16 teaser to add to your bets this weekend
- Below see our three-team Week 16 parlay paying +147 odds, plus a weekend teaser with two underdogs and an Under
- Read on for our best NFL parlays and teasers for Week 16
With just three weeks left in the NFL regular season, only a few weeks remain to pick out the best parlays and teasers from a full card of NFL weekend games. This Christmas weekend is one of them, and we’ve selected six games to target this holiday weekend for your parlay and teaser cards.
Overall, our season record for NFL parlays and teasers is 10-14, -4.69 units.
Below we’ve picked out a six games to include for your NFL Week 16 parlays and teasers on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
NFL Week 16 Parlay Odds
Matchup | Pick (Odds) |
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Bills vs Bears | Bills (-360) |
Seahawks vs Chiefs | Chiefs (-460) |
Bengals vs Patriots | Bengals (-170) |
TOTAL ODDS | +147 |
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NFL Week 16 Parlay Picks
This weekend’s NFL parlay has three teams in the Bills, Chiefs and Bengals.
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Bills vs Bears
- Pick: Bills
One of two 11-3 teams in the AFC, the Buffalo Bills are still fighting for top spot in the conference when they travel to Chicago to face the 3-11 Bears. For a few weeks, the Bears gave their fans and backers something to get excited about scoring 29 or more points in four straight games. They scored over 20 in five straight too. But they’re currently in the midst of a seven-game losing streak and have scored just 20, 19 and 10 points in their past three.
In the past seven weeks the Bears have allowed an average of 32.3 points per game. That’s a problem against a Buffalo team averaging the fourth-most PPG this season at 27.5. The Bills have won five straight and have put up 32, 20, 24, 28, 31 and 30 points in their past six games.
NFL MVP contender Josh Allen and the Bills make it six wins in a row this weekend to start our Week 16 parlay,
Seahawks vs Chiefs
- Pick: Chiefs
The second leg of our NFL parlay comes from the second 11-3 team in the AFC, the Kansas City Chiefs. The Chiefs have struggled to get past both the Texans (30-24 OT) and the Broncos (34-28) in the past two weeks. But they did, and that makes it just one loss (at Cincinnati) in their past eight games.
KC is 5-1 at home and hosts a Seahawks team that is limping toward the finish line. Seattle and Geno Smith were great stories to start the year, but are now 7-7 and losers or two in a row. Last week they lost at home 21-13 to the 49ers. The week prior it was a 30-24 home loss to the Panthers. In fact, their only win in their past six games came against the struggling 4-10 Rams. Now one of Geno’s favorite targets Tyler Lockett is out with a broken finger, limiting their offense against the league’s highest-scoring team the Chiefs who score 29.6 PPG.
Patrick Mahomes is dialed in having completed 20 straight passes to end last week’s game. He’s five more away from tieing the all-time record. Mahomes has thrown for over 300 yards in 8/9 recent games and his 4,496 yards are 982 away from breaking the all-time record.
The Seahawks also give up the third-most yards to TEs, so the Mahomes to Travis Kelce connection could be huge for NFL player props bettors.
The Bengals are an NFL best 11-3 against the spread this season 👀
They have covered 19 of their last 22 games going back to last season 🤯 pic.twitter.com/XLRd7ZuMUF
— SportsBettingDime (@SBD) December 20, 2022
Bengals vs Patriots
- Pick: Bengals
The Patriots are one of many teams still hanging around in the NFL Wild Card conversation. That may be true, but they still aren’t good at 7-7. Last week they found a creative way to lose through a brain-fart lateral pass from Chandler Jones when the game was tied with seconds to go, allowing the Raiders to march in the winning TD to win 30-24. The Pats have one win in the past month and that was against a 4-10 Cardinals team that lost starting QB Kyler Murray on the first play of the game.
Now they face one of the hottest teams in the league in the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals are 10-4 on the season and a league-best 11-3 ATS. They’re actually on an 11-1 ATS run and are 18-4 ATS going back to last season. Luckily, we don’t even need that impressive ATS run to continue to cash our bet in this NFL parlay. We just need a win. Something Joe Burrow and Cincy have done in six straight. Be sure to follow the launch of Ohio sports betting for January 1, 2023 for Ohio sports bettors to claim some great bonuses.
NFL Parlay Week 16 picks: Bills, Chiefs, Bengals (+147); risk 1 unit
NFL Week 16 Teaser Odds
Matchup | Pick (Teaser Odds) |
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Giants vs Vikings | Vikings -4 (+6) |
Broncos vs Rams | Under 36.5 (U 46.5) |
Buccaneers vs Cardinals | Buccaneers -7.5 (+2.5) |
TOTAL ODDS | -118 |
NFL Week 16 Teaser Picks
With this ten-point teaser, we’ve made both the Vikings and Bucs into underdogs, and given us some extra points to fall under the total in Broncos vs Rams.
NFL betting sites allow you to create an NFL teaser for almost any amount of points. Head over to Barstool Sportsbook to create this ten-point teaser.
Giants vs Vikings
- Pick: Vikings +6
Minnesota owns one of the league’s top records at 11-3. But we all know statistically they have underperformed a typical 11-3 team. For instance, they rank 28th in points allowed per game (24.9) and dead-last in yards allowed per game at 399.2. Last week Minnesota was down 33-0 at the half at home to Indianapolis. Outscoring Indy 36-3 in the second half though, set the stage for a winning field goal in overtime to mark the biggest comeback in NFL history.
Good, bad, concerning, a little of all of the above? Regardless, the Vikes are 7-1 at home and against a Giants team that rarely wins by margin, even if they lose it should be close.
New York is 8-5-1 on the year but their wins have come by 8, 8, 6, 4, 5, 8, 3 and 1 point. The G-Men have also tailed off lately being just 1-3-1 in their past five.
Broncos vs Rams
- Pick: Under 46.5
These are two of the highest Under teams this season. Denver games are 11-3 to the Under. Los Angeles is 9-5 to the Under themselves. That means this Broncos vs Rams total is set as one of the lowest of Week 16 at 36.5.
I don’t trust either of these offenses, but that is still low. So let’s add ten points to it for our Week 16 teaser and bet the Under. A total of 46.5 is a total that’s only been exceeded twice in Denver games all season. It’s been exceeded just three times in Rams’ games this season as well.
Best UNDER teams this season:
Broncos 11-3
Ravens 10-4
Buccaneers 10-4
Bills 10-4
Commanders 9-4-1
Jets 9-5
Colts 9-5
Titans 9-5
Bengals 9-5
Rams 9-5Unders are 123-100-1 (55%) this season.
— John Ewing (@johnewing) December 20, 2022
Bucs vs Cardinals
- Pick: Bucs +2.5
The Bucs could very well be a contender for the parlay section of this article as well. The 4-10 Cardinals were already a mess, and then they lost Kyler Murray to an ACL tear. Last week with the combo of Colt McCoy and Trace McSorley, Arizona lost 24-15 in Denver. That QB combo combined for 20/36 passing for 173 yards and three interceptions.
At 6-8, Tampa Bay is still somehow, shockingly leading the NFC South so there is still very much plenty to play for here. But this Bucs team still has just one win in the past month and it was at home and by one point (17-16) to the Saints. Last week they blew a 17-0 home lead against Cincy to lose 34-23. So it’s hard to fully trust Tom Brady and the Bucs to beat anyone these days. Still, Brady is Brady and has more weapons to work with than the Cards who will be going with third-string McSorley at QB this week. We’ll be uber-safe and add points to the Bucs making them an underdog in this teaser.
- NFL Teaser Week 16 picks (10 points): Vikings +6, Broncos vs Rams Under 46.5, Bucs +2.5 (-118); risk 1 unit


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Ryan is SBD's resident soccer pro, though his repertoire is by no means limited to a single sport. His articles have been published by the Canadian Hockey League (CHL), Ontario Hockey League (OHL), and the Kitchener Rangers, and outlets like SportsXpress and Shredthespread.com