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Fun Super Bowl 52 Props: Post-Game, Parlays & More!

Sascha Paruk

by Sascha Paruk in NFL Football

Updated Feb 1, 2018 · 10:02 AM PST

Tom Brady raising the Lombardi Trophy after Super Bowl 51
Tom Brady raising the Lombardi Trophy after Super Bowl 51, the first Super Bowl to go to OT. Photo: public domain.

Super Bowl prop bets! Around these parts, we separate them into two kinds:

    1. Super Bowl props you can actually bet on
    2. Super Bowl props we invent for your reading (and our writing) pleasure.

We sincerely hope that you enjoy the latter, because we’re doing more today, enough to meet JJ Watt’s daily calorie-intake needs, if props were protein. In this edition, we counter-intuitively start with the post-game festivities, then jump into cross-sport parlays, Super Bowl commercials, and Roger Goodell talking points.

Super Bowl Post-Game Props

1) Will Super Bowl 52 go to overtime?

Yes No
9/1 1/9

2) Odds Bill Belichick or Tom Brady announces their retirement within 24 hours after the game: 90/1

3) Which NFL legend will present the Lombardi Trophy to the Patriots (if they win)

NFL Legend Odds
Ty Law 8/1
Tedy Bruschi 9/1
Deion Branch 10/1
Troy Brown 12/1
Vince Wilfork 24/1
FIELD 5/11

4) Which NFL legend will present the Lombardi Trophy to the Eagles (if they win)

NFL Legend Odds
Brian Dawkins 1/1
Brian Westbrook 9/1
Ron Jaworski 12/1
Harold Carmichael 14/1
Terrell Owens 74/1
Donovan McNabb 199/1
Michael Vick 6/1

Cross-Sports Props

GOLF

1) Nick Foles completions VS Combined score (under-par) for John Elway & Aaron Rodgers’ teams Pro Am Waste Management Open Pro-Am

Rodgers/Elway Foles
1/2 2/1

2) Odds someone makes a hole-in-one at no. 16 at the Waste Management Open on Sunday PLUS Tom Brady wins MVP: 115/1

3) Odds no one makes hole-in-one at no. 16 at the Waste Management Open on Sunday PLUS zero TD passes for Tom Brady: 23/2

4) Odds the winning score at the Waste Management Open is greater than both Nick Foles’ and Tom Brady’s passing yards: 5/1

NBA

OKC Thunder guard Russell Westbrook giving a teammate a high-five
Will OKC Thunder guard Russell Westbrook post a triple-double vs the Lakers on Super Bowl Sunday? Photo by Keith Allison (flickr) [CC License].
1) Over/Under points on Super Bowl Sunday

NBA Player Over/Under
Giannis Antetokounmpo  – Bucks vs Nets 34.5
Devin Booker  – Hornets vs Suns 30.5
Russell Westbrook – Thunder vs Lakers 28.5
Kristaps Porzingis – Knicks vs Hawk 27.5
Paul George – Thunder vs Lakers 26.5
New England Patriots 26.0
DeMar DeRozan – Raptors vs Grizzlies 25.5
Damian Lillard – Trail Blazers vs Celtics 22.5
Philadelphia Eagles 22.5
Carmelo Anthony – Thunder vs Lakers 18.5

2) Odds Tom Brady wins MVP PLUS Russell Westbrook records a triple-double against the Lakers: 13/2

TRIFECTA!

3) Odds Tom Brady wins MVP PLUS Russell Westbrook records a triple-double against the Lakers PLUS someone makes hole-in-one at no. 16 at the Waste Management Open on Sunday: 370/1

Super Bowl Ad Props

Audi R8 sports car
Will Audi have the highest-rated car commercial at Super Bowl 52? Photo: public domain.

1) Which brand will win USA Today’s Ad Meter

Brand Over/Under
 Mountain Dew 9/1
 Budweiser 10/1
 Doritos 10/1
 Bud Light 11/1
 Hyundai 14/1
 Kia 14/1
 Wix 15/1
 Pringles 15/1
 Michelob Ultra 18/1
 Snickers 20/1
 Avocados from Mexico 25/1
 Coke 30/1
 Pepsi 30/1
 Mr. Clean 150/1
 FIELD 5/1

2) Which celebrity commercial will be rated highest by USA Today’s Ad Meter

Celebrity Over/Under
Morgan Freeman/Missy Elliott – Mountain Dew 9/2
Peter Dinklage/Busta Rhymes – Doritos 5/1
Jason Statham – Wix 7/1
Bill Hader – Pringles 7/1
Chris Pratt – Michelob Ultra 9/1
Cindy Crawford – Pepsi 15/1
Matt Damon – Stella Artois 18/1
Tiffany Haddish – Groupon 22/1
Danny Devito – M&M’s 24/1
Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) – Lexus  24/1
Iggy Azalea – Monster  29/1
Terry Bradshaw – Tide  29/1
FIELD  25/1

 

3) Which car brand will rank highest on USA Today’s Ad Meter

Car Brand Odds
Hyundai 5/3
Kia 5/3
Toyota 6/1
Lexus 8/1

4) Which Anheuser-Busch brand will run the first ad

Anheuser-Busch Brand Over/Under
Bud Light 3/2
Budweiser 3/2
Michelob Ultra 11/2
Stell Artois 19/1

5) Over/Under combined “Dilly-Dillys” in all Bud Light Super Bowl commercials: 15.5

6) Over/Under number of promotional spots for This is Us finale (airing immediately following the Super Bowl): 2.5

7) Odds at least one Super Bowl ad will mention “the President,” “White House,” “Trump” or use a Presidential look alike: 19/1

8) Odds Barack Obama appears in a Super Bowl ad: 49/1

9) Odds the Tide commercial addresses people eating Tide Pods: 9/1

10) Odds Terry Bradshaw eats a Tide Pod: 99/1

11) Odds of being the new voice of Alexa in the Amazon commercial

New Voice of Alexa Over/Under
James Earl Jones  40/1
 Liam Neeson  40/1
 Jay-Z  45/1
 Beyonce  50/1
 Jack Nicholson  50/1
 Patrick Stewart  50/1
 Christopher Walken  50/1
 Terry Crews  50/1
 Bill Murray  65/1
 Donald Trump 65/1
 Barack Obama 65/1
 Alec Baldwin 70/1
 Joe Pesci 75/1
 Kanye West 75/1
 Hilary Clinton 100/1
 Donald Duck 100/1
 Whoopi Goldberg 100/1
Wallace Shawn 300/1
Gilbert Gottfried  500/1

Roger Goodell’s “State of the League” Press Conference

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell giving a speech at West Point
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell giving a speech at West Point. What questions will reporters assault him with at his State of the League presser? Photo: public domain.

1) Which topic will take up the most time at the press conference

Question Over/Under
 head injuries/player safety  6/1
 TV ratings  6/1
 player protests  7/1
gambling  8/1
 sexual harassment  9/1
 catch rule  10/1
 Thursday Night Football  10/1
 team relocation (Raiders, Chargers, Rams, London, etc) 12/1
 Panthers sale  14/1
 XFL  30/1
FIELD 40/1

2) Topic of the first question at the press conference

Topic Over/Under
 TV ratings 9/1
 XFL  9/1
 head injuries/player safety  10/1
 player protests 10/1
 gambling 10/1
 sexual harassment 10/1
 Thursday Night Football 11/1
 catch rule 12/1
 team relocation (Raiders, Chargers, Rams, London, etc.) 14/1
 Panthers sale 19/1
FIELD 5/1

 

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