Jeff Bezos to Date an Amazon Employee Pays 20-1; Odds on Occupation of Amazon CEO’s Next GF

• Oddsmakers are offering a prop bet on the occupation of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos’ next girlfriend
• An Amazon employee would garner odds of +2000
• Already, a sportsbook offered a prop bet on the age of Bezos’ next girlfriend, setting the total at 28.5

It’s not a lot of fun these days to be Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos. His marriage of 25 years ending in divorce, that his soon-to-be ex-wife MacKenzie is likely to gain half of his fortune seems to be the least of the richest man in the world’s worries.

The tabloids are all over Bezos, revealing his racy texts to girlfriend Lauren Sanchez while his marriage was breaking up, and social media is trolling him to the extreme.

Enquirer Exclusive: Amazon founder and so-called tech genius Jeff Bezos sent a series of X-rated selfies and sleazy texts across the internet behind wife MacKenzie's back – all too explicit to print! https://t.co/hnFhQKLVI9

— National Enquirer (@NatEnquirer) January 10, 2019

The sportsbooks are also getting on board the Bezos train. Already, a sportsbook offered a prop bet on the age of Bezos’ next love interest and now, oddsmakers have put forth a wager on what the occuptation of the next person he dates will be, even including an Amazon employee as a possibility.

Whom Will Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Date Next?

Considering the mess so many men of power created for themselves via foolish and reckless involvement with women in the workplace via the #metoo movement, you’d think that Bezos would be wiser than to to seek out a girlfriend from the Amazon workforce.

Jeff Bezos is divorcing his wife of 25 years. What might a 50/50 divorce settlement mean for the future of #Amazon? pic.twitter.com/ree2jiQ4FX

— #GauravPradhan ?? (@DrGPradhan) January 14, 2019

But you’d probably also think someone with a fortune of $137 billion and no prenuptial agreement would be wiser than to go after another woman behind his wife’s back.

Not That Kind of Amazon

When oddsmakers say Amazon, they aren’t talking about Gal Gadot or Lynda Carter. Those two played an Amazon – Wonder Woman – in film and television.

Does Wonder Woman get free shipping since she’s Amazonian? @JeffBezos #Wonderwoman #DCComics #Prime

— Jon Colby (@JonColby) July 10, 2018

But they were only fictional Amazons, and certainly not Amazon employees. If Bezos dates either of them, it counts as an actress (+700). And that’s a more likely scenario, because billionaires generally don’t date the help.

While we’re on the subject of Amazon employees, does Alexa count?

The Trolls Be Trolling

There’s nothing that the internet loves more than a scandal, especially when it’s a scandal involving a famous person/rich person/celebrity.

Naturally, the world’s most powerful Twitter troll, and someone who is no fan of Bezos, couldn’t resist chiming in.

So sorry to hear the news about Jeff Bozo being taken down by a competitor whose reporting, I understand, is far more accurate than the reporting in his lobbyist newspaper, the Amazon Washington Post. Hopefully the paper will soon be placed in better & more responsible hands!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 14, 2019

Among his many assets, Bezos also owns The Washington Post. The newspaper has been harshly critical of Trump’s performance as U.S. President.

About those Texts

According to published reports, Bezos is distraught over his private texts to Sanchez being leaked to the public. Sanchez, by the way, owns a helicopter company, qualifying her as a CEO/entrepreneur, for those keeping score at home.

.@pagesix EXCLUSIVE: Ex-pal of Lauren Sanchez says Jeff Bezos would be ‘stupid’ to marry her https://t.co/fnRFEzOeFX pic.twitter.com/4R5HqLuldy

— New York Post (@nypost) January 17, 2019

It’s also been reported that it was Sanchez herself, through bragging about her relationship with Bezos to friends, who brought their texts to light.

Meyers: Romantic texts b/t Amazons Jeff Bezos & his GF are out. Well, it depends on your definition of romantic. It's a lot of "Yeah, baby, do you like that? Then here's a list of other things you might be interested in." pic.twitter.com/hH3l1SMA1S

— Andrew Malcolm (@AHMalcolm) January 16, 2019

Might this revelation lead to a split between the two?

And if so, is Alexa free for dinner?

Asking for a billionaire friend.